Ahoy!

We're excited to introduce a brand-new weapon -- the Cannon Swab! It may look like a giant cotton swab, but this harmless-looking weapon is deceivingly powerful! In addition to helping you clean your ship (you've heard of "swabbing the deck"), the Cannon Swab can be used to ridiculously “BONK” your enemies on the head.

To truly master the Cannon Swab, you must first finish the Cannonball Quest Run.

Using the Cannon Swab will earn you a Cannon Loading Skill. Here's how it works, follow this simple 6-step process to use your Cannon Swab at sea:

 1. Address the cannon for inspection. For example, "Greetings, Mr. Cannon, I will now inspect you." Once you've addressed the cannon, make sure the cannon is clean and empty (this goes without saying, but never stick your head inside a cannon). To clean the cannon, "swab" the bore. (To find the bore, refer to the owner's manual that came with your cannon.)

 2. Pack your charge using the Cannon Swab. Do not "double load" the cannon, as double loading the cannon will make a MUCH louder and MUCH larger explosion than a regular single load. (Just ask Gunner!)

 3. Load black powder into the barrel using the Cannon Swab, making sure to push the powder all the way into the bore. To see if the powder is set properly -- a torch or match can be used to help illuminate the cannon bore (you may want to get your first mate to do this...).

 4. (If you or your first mate are still alive after step 3) Load the charge and the cannonball, again using the Cannon Swab. (Be careful not to drop the cannonball on your foot. If the tip of the Cannon Swab gets caught in the cannon, use Doc Grog's Cannon Crude Remover to clean it.

5. Make sure the area in front of the cannon is clear and that Jack the Monkey hasn't crawled inside (or don't). Swing the Cannon Swab in a circle above your head, yelling, "Preparing to fire the cannon! Preparing to fire the cannon!" (Remember, during battle, it is proper Pirate etiquette to do this three times.)

6. Using the igniter, light the fuse to fire the cannon. Now secure your first mate and any other loose articles that may have shifted when you fired a double-loaded cannon (because we know you didn't follow Step 2).

To attack Navy Guards and other NPCs using the Cannon Swab, set the weapon in attack position and begin swabbing!

Other great uses for the Cannon Swab:

  • "Swabbing" the deck.
  • Polishing barnacles.
  • "Bonking" Navy Guards and EITC soldiers on the head.
  • Limbo contests during long sea journeys

Redeem yours today: CANNONSWAB. Or… steal one from some hapless Navy guard!

Good luck mates, and have fun swabbin'!