Ahoy there mates!

I’m sure you’ve all noticed the warm weather, rain clouds, and angry allergens filling the air in the Caribbean around this time, eh? Well, if you find your shiny, bald, hatless head continually harassed by the sudden downpours around the seas, fret not! Whispering Will and I have fashioned up a shiny, fancy, and NEW ostrich hat for you all!

Just whisper the magical word spring into your sea chest, and you’ll find it has magically materialized before you! This fancy hat’s available for the next week, March 20th-27th, so make sure you get your hands on one before it’s too late!

Well, pirates, that’s all from me! I hope you all enjoy the new ostrich hat! And the warm weather!

-Jesse Tidus