WHAT’S THAT MATE? SKELETONS BE AT YER DOOR AGAIN? PADRES THESE DAYS BE SO INFESTED WITH THOSE BONEHEADS THAT I CAN SOMETIMES HEAR ‘EM CLATTERIN’ AND CLANKIN’ OUTSIDE! I WISH JOLLY ROGER WOULD LEARN TO GET OVER THIS SMOLDERIN’ DUMP INSTEAD OF TRYIN’ TO DESTROY IT SO MUCH!

WELL, I’VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YE! A BLOKE NAMED ‘MR. BEV’ OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE THAT STOPPED BY AND GAVE ME A BUNCH OF THESE SKULLS AND ARMS! DIDN’T MENTION THE SKULLS WERE PACKED WITH GUNPOWDER TILL I DROPPED ONE AND NEARLY BLEW ME BLASTED FEET CLEAN OFF! THESE'LL WORK WELL FOR BLOWIN' THOSE SKELETONS TO KINGDOM COME, THOUGH! NOT SURE WHAT YE COULD DO WITH THESE ARMS, THOUGH! MAYBE THEY'D MAKE A KILLER BACK SCRATCHER!

HE TOLD ME THAT HE DIDN’T NEED THEM ANYMORE, SO I COULD GIVE ‘EM AWAY TO ANYONE I FELT LIKE, AND THAT THE WORDS ‘skeletonarm25’ AND ‘skullnade25’ WOULD MANIFEST ONE IN YER SEA CHEST! WHATEVER THAT MEANS! HOWEVER, I ONLY GOT ENOUGH O' THESE TO LAST FER A WEEK, SO GET 'EM FAST!

ANYWAYS, MATE, YE GOT ANY GROG? DID THAT GLUE GROG WORK FOR YE? WHAT’S THAT? SPEAK UP! I CAN’T HEAR YE!

- GUNNER