On the 10th day of Celebration, the Brethren Court gave to me... Holiday Corsets & Vests!
Hark the Herald sings! I be a parrot who only knows how to repeat the same bloody thing! Yup, half me shipments got intercepted!
I have 4 brand-new holiday corsets for the ladies and 4 new holiday vests for the lads in me shop today, so stop on by and give me your moonstones! I went to escort what was left of me merchant fleet to Tortuga when I discovered the untroubled ships had non-wintery and might I add out-of-season vests and corsets in their cargo holds! I couldn't be caught dead selling those in the Yuletide Manor or I'd be in hot water with the rest of the Frost family!
I dumped them 5 out-of-season vests & 5 out-of-season corsets in the ocean before I made port, where they might end up, who knows! I'm sure these vests will remain in these waters past the closure of the Yuletide Manor! So... Happy Hunting! Har Har Har!
One last item to mention! I intercepted a dastardly smuggler on his way into Tortuga and wouldn't ye know, he had me boots. Plain boots, but he had me boots! I forgave him and gave him a gift of 1 new vest and 1 new corset to add to his shopfront, whereever it might be! Wink Wink! As proper compensation for me forgivin' nature and in the spirit of the givin' season, this smuggler returned the favor and gave me a boat-load of rum! Perfect for me eggnog! Har Har Har!!! Finally some profit! I'm sure more of the fancier colors of said corsets and vests will be all over the Caribbean by the time yer readin' this too, so once again!!! Happy Hunting!!!
The 4 corsets and 4 vests in me shop will be discontinued after January 30th for that's when the Winter Festival be over, but don't worry, ye'll be able to buy them from me next December. I swear!
This be the last ye'll hear from me this holiday season! That be all I gots to say to ye folks!
Have a Merry Wintery Holiday season! May yer loot be looty!
-Herald Frost