Ahoy again, pirates!
I have good news and bad news! The good news be that the new bright and dark boots and shoes of various colors are in the Caribbean! Yes, straight from old Europa, the latest... err last year's fashion of all shapes, sizes, and colors to your hearts' content! The bad news be that they were pilfered off me ships by the navy, the tea men, and the skellies. They stole me boats, stole me gold, stole me shoes, stole me boots. You can't have NOTHIN in the Caribbean, and that's what I keep sayin'!
I hear a rumor some of the more plain offerings are being sold somewhere here on Tortuga but I can't seem to figure out where! Must be some hole in the ground because I can't find it. Problem is everyone I talk to on Tortuga don't be wearing any shoes, socks, boots, and they say they never seen a boot a day in their life! How can ye go fightin' with no boots on? What if ye stub yer toe?! Should have worn boots! The sands be so hot at midnight that if I didn't have me boots on, I'd be dancing like a crab out of pain!
Oh well, guess I'll have to go lootin' for me bootins! I suggest ye all do the same too if ye want some of the more desirable colors! I'm sure ye can find my shoes and boots all over the Caribbean now, just hiding in someone's loot pouch or maybe their skull chest? Who knows!
May the best looter, raider, pilferer, pillager, plunderer, and spoiler win! That's all I have for ye now!
-Herald Frost