On the fourth day of Celebration, the Caribbean gave to ye… Pastel Hair Colors!
Mate, get in closer. We’re goin’ to have to keep our voices down for fear of bein’ overheard.
This stays between us, but rumor is some pirates recently tracked down an EITC shipment of brand new dyes. Apparently, the barbers had somethin' to do with it, but they’ve clammed up. Association could end with devastatin’ consequences.
Don’t ask how I know; just know some pirates owed me, and they chose to pay me back with information instead of… well, I’ll leave that unspoken.
I fear sayin’ too much, but I’ve heard the barbers are usin’ the new dyes in a secret location here on Tortuga, where that is, I’m not sure–maybe you’d know. Seems they want to keep whatever they’re doin' under wraps, but I’d guess it has to do with new hair colors.
If that’s the case, be careful sportin' those new colors around; the Company may pull you aside for questionin’ about where those dyes went. Just remember, they have eyes and ears in the sand, rocks, water–everywhere. Keep your head on a barber’s swivel chair and use those survival instincts of yours, mate.
In confidence,
Karbay Benedek