Have ye been a good or naughty pirate this year, mate? Ye know... the best pirates are a bit of both, savvy? Nothin' wrong with a tad of lyin', especially when ye are playing dice!
We have a special gift for ye naughty and nice pirates alike today.
An old favorite has returned to the Caribbean. It once belonged to large man with a big beard — No, the other big guy with a large black beard! It's huge, it's fast, and it's a lovely shade of holiday crimson red!
Now, this gift won't be able to fit under the Christmas tree... and ye'll have to find it yerself, savvy? Then, ye will have to chase 'er down, grapple 'er, swing aboard, and finally defeat a lethal crew of Jumbees and their boss La Schafe!
Be the envy of yer crew this holiday season when ye climb aboard The Queen Anne's Revenge and capture this dreaded scourge of the seas! If ye dare face this Legendary Ship, scope out the waters around Cangrejos, Tormenta or Isla Perdida! Search for Oceans with this icon next to its population: 
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As ye be on yer travels, keep on the lookout for the new and improved Sword of Triton! This Legendary Broadsword has an all-new skill called Tack n' Tow. String up yer opponents with a vicious towline and hold them down with hurricane force winds! Additionally, while ye have this sword equipped, the winds will magically begin filling yer sails and make ye ship sail faster!
The rare variant of the Sword of Triton is no longer obtainable. If ye found the rare variant many years ago during our previous introduction of the Queen Anne's Revenge, the item will remain in yer inventory untouched; it cannot be upgraded to the Legendary item variant.
Keep a weather eye on the horizon, pirate. We will be back very soon. We're only swabbing up the decks and tying up the bows, savvy?
Happy Holidays!
~ The Crew @ TLOPO