Yo-ho-ho-ho!
Seasons Greetings to ye all! Ho-ho... *ahem* YO-ho-ho! I just happened to be flying... um.. SAILING by and wanted to wish all of ye pirate folk a very special Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year! And I brought a surprise gift to ye all!
So, today, Christmas Eve and Christmas Day - that's December 23rd - December 25th, any loot ye find in the Caribbean will be TRIPLE LOOT! Yo-ho-ho indeed! That's THREE TIMES the loot as a little gift from Saint... CAPTAIN Nick to ye!
Yes, I know. Usually, ye probably are used to seeing yer gifts under a tree or in yer stocking, but for those three days ye can find as many gifts as ye want just by doing what ye pirates already do!
Well, I have to be taking... er... shoving off now! Avast Donner! Avast Blitzen! Weigh anchor!