AHOY MATE!
WHAT'S THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YA!
WHAT? I'M TALKING TOO LOUDLY? I was just testing my latest batch of YELLOW SNOW-COVERED GRENADES! Me new neighbors were not too happy about it either. HA!
They're supposed to be white... VERY WHITE! Instead they're yellow... VERY YELLOW! HA!
WHAT'S THAT? I DON'T HEAR LIKE I USED TA!
YE ASKED WHY? Well... SOMETHING happened to them... they're still snow-covered, mind ye... they're just got a little of my own... "secret ingredient" in 'ere, eh? Leaves a bitter taste on the tongue of yer foe, just like me RUM! HA!
Don't worry, pirate! They still pack an explosive punch! Just redeem the code YELLOWSNOW and look for it in yer Sea Chest. Ye can only get'em til January 31st, so redeem it soon!
WHAT? I SAID REDEEM IT SOON! THE CODE IS YELLOWSNOW. THAT'S THE CODE! YELLOWSNOW!!!
Ye might wanna' wash out yer grenade pouch when ye're done with'em though, it'll really STINK if ye let it go too long - how did ye think we make those Stink Bombs anyway?!? Rotten eggs?? HA!
Happy Holidays!