Avast, I got bad news everyone!

The new shipments of apparel were lost at sea. No new peddlers this month is so seems.

April Fools! I hope I pulled yer leg there for a second. This month of April we have by high demand from all ye fancy French and Privateer folks the... Aye! You guessed it. The French Privateer.

But wait, there's more! You like black and gold embellishments? You like big hats and you cannot lie? We peddlers got just what ye asked for and that is what we have to deliver. Capt. Black is back out of my sack and on display outside me shack!

So run down to Cuba! Weigh, me boys and gals, to Cuba and visit me shack-front to browse this month's latest catalog.