To the Brethren of the Coast and all the pirates in the Caribbean, I tell tales of a celebration fit fer scoundrels and scallywags like us! In keepin’ with the traditions of The Brethren Court, we be proud to bring ye with this year’s
This be a timeless tradition; a celebration to honor those who have fought bravely to defend th’ Caribbean and got rich doing it. On the beaches of Tortuga, me crew will have a , fer those who wish to dine like the kings we arrr! We tried to get a turkey as well, but she declined arrr invitation when we tried to have her over fer dinner; har har harrr!
The festivities will begin Ten whole days of celebrating in the best way we know how! Come and join us, and gobble-gobble-gobble up some fine roasted ham! Arrrgh!!!
Captain Edward Graves,
Scourge of the Caribbean